Stupid Lawyer of the Week.

Yes, I’m sure there is more than one, but this gentleman was brought to my attention. In the off chance that even one single misguided reader might think, “hey – this is the lawyer for me!” I’m refusing to post any links to his website. Or even use his name. For the greater good.

This line is included in his bio:

<He Who Shall Not Be Named> gives all his heart, sweat and often sheds his own blood in resolving cases…

It really says that. What does that even mean? Is he an emotional cutter? Does he participate in Fight Club on your behalf? Is he talking about paper cuts??  Sigh. Alas, we may never know.

His website, however, is full of details of his big-ticket court victories and a profile picture that looks like it was intended for e-Harmony. Or a Caesar’s Palace poster in Las Vegas lauding his magic act. And why did his name even come up? Because he is the first lawyer hired on in a high-profile, genuinely tragic case that will spawn an ocean of litigation. With this guy leading the charge. Hopefully bleeding all over the place.

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  4 comments for “Stupid Lawyer of the Week.

  1. April 27, 2014 at 6:33 pm

    Well, that’s…erm, dedication?

    • April 27, 2014 at 6:40 pm

      Yep. Who knew blood-letting had a place on resumes?

  2. September 10, 2014 at 7:23 pm

    Hello there! Would you mind if I share your blog
    with my twitter group? There’s a lot of people that I think would
    really enjoy your content. Please let me know. Thanks

    • September 10, 2014 at 7:27 pm

      That would be fine 🙂

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