Dear Lord, Make Me Funny.

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Although I would settle for you making everyone else less funny so that I seem funnier by comparison.

My husband is a big Joel Stein fan and just bought his book “Man Made.” He told me I had to read the intro. Just the intro. It’s hilarious. Well, turns out, Mr. Stein’s intro is funnier in four pages than I am in 41 years. I’m not certain of the conversion rate on those two units of measurement, but I’m pretty sure it makes me sad.

Because you can’t fake funny. Some people just are. I am not. I do have funny moments. When I’m drinking. Because alcohol makes me funnier makes me think I’m funnier. But the rest of the time? My cat is funnier than I am. (In my defense, though, she is hilarious.)

Although, according to my friends, I do excel at being unintentionally funny which is better than nothing. And probably puts me somewhere between Sponge Bob and Ruth Bader Ginsburg on the funny-meter.

Funny Meter

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  6 comments for “Dear Lord, Make Me Funny.

  1. May 12, 2014 at 9:43 am

    Lol!!

  2. May 13, 2014 at 7:14 pm

    Funny, but cat puns freak meowt though

    • May 13, 2014 at 7:16 pm

      And that made me laugh out loud in my office. Puns: not just for Star Trek conventions anymore.

      • May 13, 2014 at 7:25 pm

        You will learn that I am funny as a midget sprint relay when they wear bells on their shoes. (imagery, nothing against little people)

      • May 13, 2014 at 7:41 pm

        And I believe that puts you ahead of me on the funny-meter. 😉

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