I Married Clark Kent.

My Clark Kent

Which, based on my unhealthy Superman infatuation, means – I win.

So, Steve saw this photo and said, “Babe…you’re kind of overdoing this whole ‘me being a saint’ thing on your blog.” I said, “whoa, buddy, I never said you were a saint. Where are these delusions of grandeur coming from?” He shook his head at me and walked away.

Moving on. So what does it mean? It means I married the mild-mannered, slightly geeky (yet really hot) guy…who is actually a super hero (if being a super hero involves putting up with 17 years of my bullshit without giving in to the urge to smother me with a pillow). Our 17-year anniversary was yesterday and I went to Tahoe for a bachelorette party. Steve was un-phased. Super hero.  He’s watched all five hours of the Pride and Prejudice mini-series (which is fantastic) with me. More than once. Super hero. He’s even dressing up for Comic Con with me in San Diego this year. (Yes, he’s a geek and totally wants to go to Comic Con…but dressing up with me? That definitely falls into the humoring my shenanigans category.)

And need proof on the ‘slightly geeky’ thing? Yesterday, on Facebook, he posted that after 17 years, I’m “still the droid he was looking for.” Which is nerd gold, in my opinion.   Image

Anyway, this is my post to say “Happy Anniversary” and “thanks for not whining about me ditching you on our anniversary.” And, seriously, get over yourself. Just because I compare you to Superman doesn’t mean you should get an over-inflated sense of self-importance.


  11 comments for “I Married Clark Kent.

  1. Jerry
    June 22, 2014 at 10:02 pm

    Now that’s a great looking couple righr there! Happy Anniversary!!

  2. A.PROMPTreply
    June 22, 2014 at 10:14 pm

    Very nice! Congratulations!

  3. markquinn7
    June 23, 2014 at 1:12 am

    How did you hook that hunk without putting your robo femefinger through a Super-spit-curl? (I noticed some of the so-called ‘Supermen’ lacked that feature, as well…) 😉 –Mark (Kryptonite takes all the supereriorigidity out of the spit-curl…)

    • June 23, 2014 at 5:19 am

      Yes…I have noticed the lack of spit-curl in recent years 😉

  4. June 23, 2014 at 2:13 pm

    How fun! What are y’all dressing up as? I sooooo wish I could go to SDCC!

    • June 23, 2014 at 5:50 pm

      I tried last year and didn’t get any…this year I only got tickets for Sunday, but even that felt like a victory! We’re dressing up as Lana and Archer 🙂

      • June 24, 2014 at 2:00 pm

        That’s awesome. Have a great time!

  5. July 19, 2014 at 4:22 pm

    So this is only hilarious to me because this weekend I’m going to a Superman themed wedding. No, that’s not a joke I really am. The guy is obsessed and the whole invitation is like you’re invited to The Smith’s and the S of course is the Superman. Their engagement photos have her opening his button up shirt to show a superman shirt. IT’S TOO MUCH. It’s going to be fucking ridiculous. I’m glad your husband is the tits. I hope this dude is actually like Superman and not just a crazy fuck wad.

    • July 19, 2014 at 4:28 pm

      Hahaha. That’s kind of amazing. At least it won’t be boring. 😉

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