I’ve been thinking about motivation and the thought occurred to me that perhaps if I only allowed myself wine *when I was writing* – I’d get this next book knocked out PDQ. (That means “pretty damn quick,” for you laymen out there.) But, then again, that would require discipline. And self-control. And saying no to wine. Plus, I have about another 40,000 words to go. And that might be a lot of wine.
On a somewhat unrelated note, I googled “wine” and “horses” (don’t act like you’ve never done that) and I got that dandy picture above. But I also found this:
Which seems kind of inappropriate. But, I actually have this bottle holder except that mine is a moose. Now, I’m not sure if it is the horse that makes it look pornographic, or if I’ve been in denial about the fact that my moose appears to be getting raped by a wine bottle, too. And maybe Steve wasn’t being a pervert when he told me what it looked like my moose was up to.
I linked the picture to a store where you can buy your very own so that if you felt like the only thing missing from your life was a horse deep-throating a bottle of wine – your life can now be complete.
I think it’s your mind that made it look pornographic. But, this is the Linda Lovelace of horses taking in that wine bottle.
Hahahahaha. I have been accused of having a dirty mind, so no argument there.
Well, I won’t get into whose mind is dirtier, but I think when bestiality is involved, you win.
Now hold on…there is no human involved…just a wine bottle. Settle down there. I think you just surged ahead in the polls 😉
Sorry, where is the wine bottle going and what made it pornographic? I didn’t know there was an animated necessity in bestiality.
Well, I thought a human-animal component was required. And we’ve officially given this topic more discussion than allowed by polite society.
Don’t look this gift horse in the mouth.
Guess I’m naive. I thought it looked like the horse was chewing on the bottle top until I read what you had written. 🙂
Yeah, I thought my moose was just thirsty but my husband disagreed. These people with dirty minds are ruining us 😉